Evidently Anna Nicole Smith's supposedly incredibly gay baby daddy went out and spent over $3000 at a celebrity auction to score some lingerie she wore for a Playboy shoot.
This however is a) the kicker, and b) why no one really needs to even elaborate on this:
"Birkhead said he is trying to make sure his 1-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, has
something to remember her mother by."
The mind boggles. The soul weeps.