I got a little carried away last night and shaved my chin. It's felt really weird. Then, I realized it'd been 5 years since I'd done it last and I knew why it feels weird.
I was using my trimmer last night - some sort of grooming mania that's an offshoot of my new found fat obsession, I suppose - and the plastic cutter-guard thing popped off and flew into the toilet, so I decided to just use it without the guard and go down to stubble. This morning, I was putting the trimmer into the medicine cabinet, fumbled it, and it flew into the toilet, too. I have never knocked anything into the toilet in all my 33 years and here's 2 things in a span of 12 hours... odd.