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| In retrospect, this is the best special effect in the whole flick... |
I'd like to say there was even something to joke about in regards to
Dracula 3000. But there's not even enough to the movie for
it to be a joke. It's a mish-mash of plot bits from
Alien and
Dracula in a lazy, half-assed, sub SyFy "warehouse as spaceship" scifi crapfest. There is nothing original, inspiring, or accomplished about it. The acting is awful, the plot is nonsense, the cheapness shows. Udo Kier is wasted. It's racist, sexist, stupid, and boring. It's beyond a waste of time. You've wasted too much time reading this. I've wasted more words than this "movie" is worth writing about it.
The only excitement in this piece of shit is watching Tiny Lister's lazy eye drift. Don't watch this. Don't rent it. Don't steal it. Don't buy it. Don't borrow it. Don't stream it.
Don't.
Just... don't.
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